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Inspirational Quotes #NewPost [3]

the-inspirational-quotes:

Inspirational Quotes #NewPost [3]

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geekymerch:

We went to an awesome Playstation Press Event recently and picked up some great inFAMOUS: Second Son goodies for a giveaway!
Three lucky winners will receive:

First Place:

  • inFAMOUS: Second Son still with Troy Baker’s autograph!
  • Second Son tote bag with badges, collectable coin and bottle opener
  • inFAMOUS: Second Son poster

Second Place:

  • Second Son tote bag with badges, collectable coin and bottle opener
  • inFAMOUS: Second Son poster

Third Place:

  • inFAMOUS: Second Son poster

Rules

  • Follow our blog, Geeky Merch.
  • Each reblog of this post counts as an entry. Reblog as many times as you like, but try not to spam your followers too much.
  • No giveaway-only blogs. People who use these tend to spam-reblog, and that’s unfair to everyone else. We will be checking!
  • We will ship anywhere.
  • Three winners will be randomly chosen and notified on 5th April 2014!

Good luck with the giveaway! If you would like to contribute to our next giveaway, click here!

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Omg lol Daniel! 

Omg lol Daniel! 

(Source: linxspiration)

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charmed-foxx:

crying T-T RIP you inspirational soul 

charmed-foxx:

crying T-T RIP you inspirational soul 

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Drive-In Waitress: Take your order, please?

Joker: Yes, indeedy. Thank you. (Talking incredibly fast) I’d like the Big Beefer, Heavy Mustard, double pickles, three strips of bacon, make ‘em crispy, ranch dressing on the side…

Waitress: Ah, sir…

Joker: Side order of fries, also crispy, one of those fake pie thingees with the boiling hot juice that scalds the roof of your mouth…I LOVE that…

Waitress: Sir…

Joker:Two of your special Egg Nog Shakes, a boy’s kiddie meal, and I’ll pay extra for a full assortment of the toys that come with it.

Waitress: Sir! You were talking way to fast. You’ll have to repeat all that!

Joker: Of all the incompetence! Listen, you brain-dead Cephalapod! I have better things to do than repeat myself in the fleeting hope that through some MIRACLE you might somehow triumph over your own crushing ignorance and get ONE ITEM of my order right! I DEMAND to see your manager!

Manager: I’m sorry, sir. How may I help you?

Joker:(shoots the manager) I really wanted those shakes.

The Joker

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coledownlow:

I love this quote. I love this movie.

This scene impressed me so much when I first saw it. It still fills me with… idk something. I love it.

Still one of my favorite lines from a movie ever. 

This line effected me in many ways…

(Source: moistowlettes)

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See, there were these two guys in a lunatic asylum…and one night, one night they decide they don’t like living in an asylum any more. They decide they’re going to escape! So, like, they get up onto the roof and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moonlight…stretching away to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend daredn’t make the leap. Y’see…y’see, he’s afraid of falling. So then, the first guy has an idea…He says ‘Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I’ll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me!’ B-but the second guy just shakes his head. He suh-says… he says ‘What do you think I am? Crazy? You’d turn it off when I was half way across!
Batman: The Killing Joke

So… I see you received the free ticket I sent you. I’m glad. I did so want you to be here. You see it doesn’t matter if you catch me and send me back to the asylum… Gordon’s been driven mad. I’ve proved my point. I’ve demonstrated there’s no difference between me and everyone else! All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That’s how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day. You had a bad day once, am I right? I know I am. I can tell. You had a bad day and everything changed. Why else would you dress up as a flying rat? You had a bad day, and it drove you as crazy as everybody else… Only you won’t admit it! You have to keep pretending that life makes sense, that there’s some point to all this struggling! God you make me want to puke. I mean, what is it with you? What made you what you are? Girlfriend killed by the mob, maybe? Brother carved up by some mugger? Something like that, I bet. Something like that… Something like that happened to me, you know. I… I’m not exactly sure what it was. Sometimes I remember it one way, sometimes another… If I’m going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice! Ha ha ha! But my point is… My point is, I went crazy. When I saw what a black, awful joke the world was, I went crazy as a coot! I admit it! Why can’t you? I mean, you’re not unintelligent! You must see the reality of the situation. Do you know how many times we’ve come close to world war three over a flock of geese on a computer screen? Do you know what triggered the last world war? An argument over how many telegraph poles Germany owed its war debt creditors! Telegraph poles! Ha ha ha ha HA! It’s all a joke! Everything anybody ever valued or struggled for… it’s all a monstrous, demented gag! So why can’t you see the funny side? Why aren’t you laughing?
The Joker

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